October 2008
1 post
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Giant Michael is…dead?
September 2008
6 posts
two weeks
Kissing another man for two weeks was hard enough for the Giant.
Being underwater whilst kissing another man for two weeks was incredibly hard.
It was a wet nightmare.
wet, cold and in trouble
The rain came down thick, fast and clearly very happy to be there.
Denver was not expecting this.
“Quick, come with me”.
“WHERE?”
“There’s been a breach, we’ve got to get out quickly”, Denver pulled the Giant under the green light, both of them staring up at it.
“WE HAVE TO WAIT” stated the Giant.
“Not this time” replied...
the early Giant catches the bird..then eats it
Giant Michael hated birds. Every species. He also hated breezes, corridors, golf, and the ‘mute’ button. He once made his very own ‘fade out’ button and tried to tape it over ‘mute’. It failed. He felt awful.
The Giant took a lunge toward the bird. He missed. The Giant landed face first. The bird landed on his back. The Giant swiped and missed again. Birds were...
under the next red light
Approaching the end of the corridor, getting warmer.
“WARMER” said the Giant.
“I couldn’t agree more” said Denver.
The small noises stopped. Denver held lightly on the Giant’s left arm. They stopped walking. They were near to the next red light.
It was humouring their skin with its seedy connotations.
“I’m afraid we have to wait for this...
John?
Some prick walked into the corridor, walked up to the Giant. “Ah, and you must be Giant John.” “JOHN?” said the Giant. This made him furious. He wanted to get an axe and chop down a big fucking tree. He was fed up of this shit. He stopped walking. Looked at the prick. The prick left. Giant Michael was still naked.
CORRIDOR OF DARKNESS (...also slightly cold)
Denver led the Giant through the mirror/door into a lift. Giant Michael had to stoop in the lift in fear of banging his head and starting the buzzing noise again. He was getting hungry and glad food wasn’t too far away. There were only three floor options listed in the lift: ‘TOP’, ‘MIDDLE’, ‘BOTTOM’. Denver went with ‘MIDDLE’.
10 seconds...
August 2008
5 posts
He stopped jumping.
Giant Michael stopped jumping and started pulling faces at the mirror. He was tired. He did some ‘bodybuilder’ poses. The mirror was pushed out of the wall in front of him; it had been a door all along. A man stepped through, wearing the same clothes as the man who’d given the Giant his food-card - a green and brown checked shirt, brown corduroy trousers, light brown shoes....
Fell
There was a buzzing noise in his head. His hair was almost touching the roof, and occasionally did. Every time he brushed against it the buzzing got louder and more annoying. He slapped himself across the face. No more buzzing noise. Then a pause. Then some buzzing.
“BUZZING!”, he shouted angrily at the mirror, then fake-punched at his reflected face. The noise quickly went away when...
Giant in a coma
He opened his eyes. They were instantly sore. So was his head. So was his crotch. He got up. There were two doors ahead of him, and before that a desk. A man came through the doorway on the right, sat on the desk and spoke. “Here’s your key and your food-card. There’s £5 on the card to get you started. Please take the door on the right.” Giant Michael felt naked. Giant...
Previously..
Meanwhile Giant Michael has been busy. I caught him talking to somebody’s shoes the other day. He was basically asking them where they’d been. I guess it makes sense in some way. He told me he was working on a story where someone becomes obsessed with discovering the whereabouts of a kidnapped person, only to find they’d kidnapped that person themselves. I told him he should...
Giant Michael at Christmas.
“Arguing with your teachers will get you nowhere, you will be treated like the child idiot you are. You cannot defend arrogance. All you can do is put on a stone and laugh at the stress buying gifts seems to cause people.”
It was Christmas Day. Giant Michael got out of bed and put on some clothes. This was the second time he’d slept naked on Christmas Eve. As a child he’d...